Thursday, June 23, 2011

my 101 in 1001

thanks to my friend sara, i've been inspired to create a list of 101 things i want to accomplish in the next 1001 days. i'm officially starting today (june 24, 2011), which means i will finish by march 20, 2014 at 11:59:59 pm.

be forewarned, a number of the items on my list might be considered tmi ("too much information" for the layperson). here we go:

1- visit china

2- be vegetarian for 30 days (again)

3- blog weekly (0/144)

4- vlog monthly (0/34)

5- learn to play 10 new songs on the bass (0/10)

6- do the splits (front-ways)

7- do a street performance (dance or music)

8- read 50 books (0/50)

9- get rid of all my facial hair

10- translate and subtitle a japanese drama series

11- write and direct a movie

12- host a dinner party at my house (3+ guests)

13- learn how to make 10 classic drinks (0/10)

14- read 5 japanese novels (0/5)

15- record an album

16- visit australia

17- go inside a pachinko parlor

18- write a letter by hand

19- wax my legs

20- bike to mito

21- learn 5 new recipes for every meal (0/15)

22- read the qur'an

23- appear on japanese tv

24- amass a savings of 1,000,000 yen (approx. $12,000)

25- take a yoga class

26- start/join a band

27- be "out" at work

28- bring a sketchbook to the zoo and draw animals

29- memorize the lyrics to 20 japanese songs (0/20)

30- engage in a gyoza-eating competition

31- pass jlpt level 1

32- legally change my name

33- take one picture a day for 30 days in a row

34- make an animated short

35- learn 15 pop dance routines (0/15)

36- find and meet with a therapist

37- visit shikoku

38- visit okinawa

39- make my own kimchi

40- drink beer in a bowling alley

41- watch "buffy the vampire slayer" in its entirety

42- NaNoWriMo

43- learn the prefectures and capitals of japan

44- do an all-day photo shoot

45- take in a bath in something aside from water

46- develop my own series of english, japanese, and chinese lessons

47- make a friend online and meet them in real life

48- literally meet someone for a cup of coffee

49- convince a friend to visit me in japan

50- buy an apron

51- have a sleepover at my house (2+ guests)

52- go to and use the public library

53- go to 20 new bars (0/20)

54- memorize 10 monologues in english and japanese (0/20)

55- buy an area rug

56- memorize the names and numbers of the first 151 pokemon in japanese

57- make a snow angel

58- survive a summer without turning on my ac

59- write a comedy routine

60- wear sunglasses at night

61- experience love

62- do a scavenger hunt

63- learn to play the ocarina

64- draw/write a graphic novel

65- buy something just to smash it

66- eat an entire meal upside down

67- draw my self portrait with crayons

68- sleep in the storage closet under my bed

69- decide what kanji i would use to represent my name

70- organize an enkai

71- get a part time job completely unrelated to teaching

72- dress as dr. girlfriend for halloween or some other costumed occasion

73- make an avocado milkshake

74- find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop

75- get rid of the boys (like you cared to know?)

76- eat a block of cheese in one sitting

77- play hide and seek with people my age

78- watch the best picture winners/nominees from 1996-2010 (0/56)

79- sing a david bowie song at karaoke

80- be homeless for a week

81- go 30 days without facebook

82- go 12 days without the internet

83- design the floor plan of my dream house

84- swallow a piece of gum

85- develop the habit of brushing and flossing daily

86- write a ransom note using letters/words cut out from magazines

87- roll down a grassy hill

88- be someone's slave for a day

89- write 70 poems (0/70)

90- fly a kite

91- win a staring contest

92- visit south korea

93- learn how to sew

94- pick up a chicken

95- make a savory vegetarian sandwich with at least 5 ingredients

96- give a high five to each of the following: a policeman, a cook, and a store clerk

97- eat fresh wasabi root

98- ride my bike while completely drunk

99- swim a mile

100- volunteer

101- lose my virginity to someone i care about

10 comments:

Anna Marie said...

This is quite an ambitious list! How are you going to eat the meal upside down? Will you be standing on your head? How big does the block of cheese need to be? Maybe you should get extra credit for eating the cheese upside down.

Penny said...

Haaaa... I love these. Hey, I did nanowrimo last November. I've been trying to edit the novel since beginning of June, but I'm not very disciplined. Heh

We hope to learn how many licks it take to get to the center of the tootie pop. Some things are important.

A sleepover? Haaa... you sound like a kid. Are you still a kid inside?

Thanks for sharing. :)

Penny said...

This is funny. Anna Marie posted just before me. Isn't it nice to know the fam is keeping track of you Sami?

P.S. Are you going to have a memorial service for the boys? Not that I'd want to be invited.

Lisa said...

I loved reading this! And by the way, I just made my own kimchi this week (my first time). It is sitting in the fridge getting tastier by the second.

Lisa said...

And btw, some sad news. Remember my suggestion that you sell your "boys" to science? After an extensive google search (okay, 20 seconds), it would appear that such a transaction would be illegal and, worse yet, that supply outweighs demand. Looooot of testicles for sale out there, not a lot of buyers.

Sara P said...

Oh goodness, I'm so glad I've inspired you! I especially like numbers 30, 45, 56, 65, and 68 (I always wanted to do that!).

There's an onsen in Hakone that has a wine bath, a curry bath, a ramen bath, and I think a chocolate bath.

Also, I'm definitely doing NaNoWriMo this year, so if you do it, too, we'll have to cheer each other on!

anorthowife said...

i love the list EXCEPT for the kimchi. ive had very bad experiences with it. we seemed to practice the homelessness quite a bit in college - spending many nights on those grates. but i love the ambitiousness of the list. im also hoping to finish NaNoWriMo. keep us updated on your progress!

Bekah said...

Can we help you with some of these in Tahoe? I volunteer to accompany you for David Bowie karaoke night, the drunken bicycle ride, and the snow angel (we have to go for a long hike for that, but I'll bet we can find snow). I haven't checked with Zack yet, but I'm sure he'd love to swallow some gum with you and have you buy something so you can both smash it.

Bekah said...

Great news! I'm sitting here with Mom, and she just volunteered to be our sober companion when we go on our drunken bike ride in Tahoe!

Suzy said...

What Rebekah said is true BUT there are lots of things I'd much rather do with you.... like assist with (and/or taste) your vegetarian sandwich and avocado milkshake, have a scavenger hunt, watch one of the best picture nominee movies, go to the public library, sew, and volunteer. What an amazingly varied list you have!